:P (beware)

It seems apparent that I have not posted for some time now. It seems apparent to the more aware reader that I have not posted since October 19th. It seems apparent to the even more aware reader that I am lying and I have not actually posted since October 17th. It seems apparent to the large majority of you that I will problably not tell you the truth, and therefore you might as well check for yourselves. So that's said and done.

It still seems apparent that I have not posted for some time now. What, you say? I have been busy with school? Hahaha...I wish. I haven't even been at school for several weeks.
You see, this wolfmanrec (for those of you who are still wondering what the rec was, you're not the first) has been keeping me away. Far away. For those of you who...are good at guessing might realize this might not even be me posting. I'm in Africa. There's no internet in Africa. Or at least not in most places in Africa. I wouldn't know.
But this wolfmanrec does. And that's why he sent me there. To keep me from harm. Where I couldn't post at all. So you see this is wolfmanrec talking. It's not me. uhh...I mean it is me. It's just not me.

"Right..." -- Cronk

But I guess it could be me. I mean...maybe I escaped from Africa and now I' m somewhere with an internet and I want wolfmanrec to think it was him.

Never mind, that doesn't make any sense.

Uhh...so like...(blank stares).

Dangit. Now he's trying to stop me from thinking. This wolfmanrec is like a writers block.

Scratch that; he's like a fricking stone. A heavy stone. Like a stoned stone. A wolfmanrec stone. Okay I'll stop.

I just don't really have any motivation any more. Like...this wolfman has completely made this blog run downhill. It's not going anywhere.
In fact, it's going nowhere. Nowhere at all, and it's heading straight for the middle. The middle of nowhere. Scratch that, he's heading towards the far outer savage reaches of nowhere. Like into the Outer Beyond of nowhere. (over the cliffs on Duuzerroff and across the Sea of Gizzzzz, off the big waterfall, past sign reading: "End of World, Entrance to Nowhere" etc.) But even farther than that. Across......nowhere until you get to the middle...until you get to the edge...until you get to like the outer beyond.
I think I've made my point.

This blog is going over large mountains and bumpy ravines (however the expression goes) to get to nowhere.

What, you say? Why the crap do we want to go nowhere? THAT'S THE POINT!!!