:P coffee

This is something I wrote for a massive chain email, but it fits in just as well here.

I have abandoned my old ways, and yet I search, for the perfect sig, the true sig, the tag the world could not give me. Coffee was not enough. :P was not enough. Coffee :P was not enough. For those of you who know what coffee :P meant to me, you are problably nodding and laughing. To those of you who know coffee :P as the drink you are forbidden from because of your standards, I laugh at the irony. For those of you who think I am crazy, I am not, just laughing my head off. :P was at least decent. Playful, sick, yes (true, it is the hotkey on msn messenger for a green-faced smiley with a thermometer sticking out of the mouth), but especially reminding me of a lovable dog.

:P
See how innocent? Man's best friend...haha. I've given up now on any chance of a reasonable sig. Perhaps my blog, stealthymatt.blogspot.com. That could work. Half the people ignore sites anyways. Yes, I say, this will have to work.

I have left all forms of coffee :P for the time being. I will come back at a future date in time. Perhaps when the world is ready.

Holy Bushido!

It appears this blog has now accumulated an amassing 36 or so posts. If we were in base 5, that would be 60 posts, with base 3 it would be an amazing 90 posts, and if we were in base 2,

120 posts!!

er um...

120 posts!!

uh oh...these are the signs. It always starts like this. First the text size goes awry and then it starts getting emotional.

From these signs, it appears this blog is going through puberty.

Rambling Topic of now: Pie...Pie!

The Rambling Topic of Now (Also known as TRTON or RTN if you only count those important words) is pie. Not pie. It's like a pirate kind of pie.

"Argh!! Pie!!" -Sinbad.

This piratish pie has a long and unusual history, but I don't want to get into that right now. The important thing is that it's pirate pie. You won't see pirate pie on any usual kind of festive family Thanksgiving Dinner with chicken and turkey and pie and all that stuff. This isn't that kind of pie. This is pirate pie--

"Argh!! Pie!!" -Sinbad.

--Now pirates have been known for all types of devilrish plundering and fraud and weird religious persons interpretations and stuff, but pirates also like pie. They have their own recipies.

Piratish Pie

Ingredients:

a chewed off arm
one parrot (adds color)
tropical fruits and stuff
plentiful amouns of rum

Instructions:
put in small crate and attach to anchor. Let rest at ocean floor for three days, retrieving every few hours. after three days it should be salty enough. Eat with biscuits.

"Argh!! I want Pie!!" -Sinbad.