The Rambling Topic of Now (Also known as TRTON or RTN if you only count those important words) is pie. Not pie. It's like a pirate kind of pie.
"Argh!! Pie!!" -Sinbad.
This piratish pie has a long and unusual history, but I don't want to get into that right now. The important thing is that it's pirate pie. You won't see pirate pie on any usual kind of festive family Thanksgiving Dinner with chicken and turkey and pie and all that stuff. This isn't that kind of pie. This is pirate pie--
"Argh!! Pie!!" -Sinbad.
--Now pirates have been known for all types of devilrish plundering and fraud and weird religious persons interpretations and stuff, but pirates also like pie. They have their own recipies.
Piratish Pie
Ingredients:
a chewed off arm
one parrot (adds color)
tropical fruits and stuff
plentiful amouns of rum
Instructions:
put in small crate and attach to anchor. Let rest at ocean floor for three days, retrieving every few hours. after three days it should be salty enough. Eat with biscuits.
"Argh!! I want Pie!!" -Sinbad.
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