:P coffee

This is something I wrote for a massive chain email, but it fits in just as well here.

I have abandoned my old ways, and yet I search, for the perfect sig, the true sig, the tag the world could not give me. Coffee was not enough. :P was not enough. Coffee :P was not enough. For those of you who know what coffee :P meant to me, you are problably nodding and laughing. To those of you who know coffee :P as the drink you are forbidden from because of your standards, I laugh at the irony. For those of you who think I am crazy, I am not, just laughing my head off. :P was at least decent. Playful, sick, yes (true, it is the hotkey on msn messenger for a green-faced smiley with a thermometer sticking out of the mouth), but especially reminding me of a lovable dog.

:P
See how innocent? Man's best friend...haha. I've given up now on any chance of a reasonable sig. Perhaps my blog, stealthymatt.blogspot.com. That could work. Half the people ignore sites anyways. Yes, I say, this will have to work.

I have left all forms of coffee :P for the time being. I will come back at a future date in time. Perhaps when the world is ready.