An ounce of research is worth... (repost from another blog)

Nothing, apparently.

I read in the paper recently ;) that over 40% of our hardearned taxes are being spent on food in the white house per year. Food. In the white house. Food.

…Food.

Think about that. Think about all the taxes you pay. Out of your taxes, 40% of it goes to the President’s bacon and eggs in the morning. Those better be some TOP QUALITY eggs! I refuse to pay for anything else for that much.

Caviar. Scrambled caviar. Ick…

Maybe it’s actually going to fund secret military projects and the code name is “white house food”. I imagine the conversations between the CO and a grunt…

CO: How’s your “Operation: Roast Beef” coming?

Grunt: It’s not too bad. I’m running out of men though. Send me some from “Operation: Mashed Potatoes.”

CO: Alright. Do you want normal soldiers or Special Gravy Forces operatives?

Grunt: Little of both.

CO: Do you want “FRIES” with that?

Grunt: Yes, the “Frantically Rising Initiative of Everlasting Salvation” is well known for great soldiers.

CO: I’ll see what I can do.

siren sounds

CO: Incoming! Man your “meatloaf cannons”, men!So you see, there is no way that this is feasible. No feasible way, anyway.

Do you think very much research went into this?

No. None at all, in fact.

Which proves my point..

..okay, not really.