The Little Mermaid

Now. You may well ask why I named this post "the little mermaid". I may well tell you.





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However, we all know that you won't, and neither will I. That's right, I will allow you to wallow in the unassurance that comes with not knowing what I mean, namely utmost confusion. I find that what I say is usually an enigma in a mystery in a riddle all toped with a light drizzle of absurdity and a side order of insanity. Deal.

I believe I have already posted on the stealthiness of Matt. Allow me to reiterate: he is about as stealthy as a blender in a microwave. He has as much "prowl" ability as a 2nd grader. He is as noiseless as a rhinoceros in a china shop, stomping on a Chinaman who is screaming "Yawhoy! Yawhoy! Chanko-sah! Nee! Nee nee!! Ha shong-ka lo fai!!" You get the idea. He is stealthX10^(-infinity) . He is as stealthy as a bouncy ball killing a train.

I realize that didn't make any sense. Shove it proverbially. "Thou shalt not seek to find a meaning in the previous statement, for behold, they are good, and mighty to be understood. They shall rend thee in pieces and pull thee down into the depths of woe and despair, which is the master of all who seek it. Thou shalt pretend to read thy bible once in a year, for behold, from the bible is begotten wealth, and from wealth is begotten pride, and from pride is begotten tragedious happenings of a most agregious nature, and from tragedious happenings of a most agregious nature is begotten humility (unless it be unto death), and from humility is begotten wealth to buy more bibles, yea, even those bibles which are mighty to save, yea, even those bibles which shalt give unto thee McDonald's food at a reduced price..."

I believe I've made my point.

I think I've made myself clear.