Physics test

I just took a physics test. This has caused me to look deeper into myself and ask myself these three main questions that have befuddled all of humankind since the proverbial Beginning, namely:

1: Why are we here?

2: Where are we going?

3: What should I have for lunch?

With the first question referring to School (of course) and the second referring to which college we'll go to (of course).

I have answers for two of them.

1: Because we don't have any choice. Because of the stupid bureaucracy it doesn't matter how intelligent you are or what you plan on doing for a living, you still have to learn specific subjects at a specific rate.

2: I don't know about the rest of you suckers (should any suckers happen to fall into this blog. Not likely; if any were to do so they would be immediately consumed by me), but I'm going to BYU. Then Neumont. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to go to a nerd school so I can hang out with a bunch of geeks who think exactly like me and then get a job dorking around on a computer in a big corporation for the rest of my life. Deal with it.

3: This is the unanswerable question. As much as I would like to be able to tell you, I can't. The reason being: I have not had lunch yet, so my "lunch income variable" (L) is equal to zero and anyone knows that E (enjoyment of lunch) = T (time spent on a computer during lunch) * A (The number of things you achieve during lunch) all divided by L (amount of lunch). As you can see, my value for E is undefined, so I cannot answer this question. This probably means I will die of Lunch Deprivation before I turn nineteen, but hey. There are much worse ways to die, right? Right. Moving on.

In closing, I'd like to leave you with this message:


*ahem*


THIS IS NOT A CHIPMUNK.

Thank you. That is all.

I think I have messed up the size of my font. That inspires me to say "Oh crap, oh crap, I'm losing control." Thank you.