Now, As the story begins-
The newest member of the
James Blond silently creeps down a hallway in this ebil base. He silently comes to a doorway, and silently draws his silenced pistol. He silently and dramatically turns the knob-wait, no, that's anti- climactic, silently and dramatically faces the keypad, with buttons labeled 1-9, but curiously no 0, pound, or star. He correctly has to enter one of the 729 correct 3-digit passwords to enter. Like this, it is scientifically impossible for him to go wrong.
Blond: I like those odds (He develops a nontrademarked sneer.)
He takes his silent gun, shoots the lock, kicks down the door, and shoots the two guards at the door-He was surprisingly silent, so he is not noticed. He turns toward the final hallway to the core reactor power doom destructovice.
His theme music starts playing quietly. He walks down the hallway silently. The music grows dramatically
Meanwhile in the core reactor power doom destructovice, a few guards are hanging out. Playing poker or something. Fragging each other on Counter Strike. Maybe Halo-ing... anyway, eventually they'll get busted for inappropriate use of the company's Poker Table, Gaming Computers and/or Xbox.
NYWAYZ, they decide to suddenly become partially alert for mere seconds-when they hear it-
It is-Theme Music!
Stormtrooper #1, or nameless Stormtrooper- My God! It's James Bond-I mean, It's James Blond!
Stormtrooper Rolf- Mel! Grab the Machine gun!
Stormtrooper Mel- Aye Rolf! Stand by the door!
Adolf Hitler- Heil!
Josef Stalin- Heil!
Rolf- Heil!
Mel- Heil!
Stalin- Now we will get him!
Bond burst in, ready to open a can of-dare I say it, whoop... I dare not say it, I live in a too Utahn Enviroment to say such things.
Anyway, Blond is interrupted in his can opening by a few untimely gunshots. Little late on the the draw, there, eh?
Anyway, that's the end of that, but Ideally, James Blond will be back, played by a different Scottish actor.
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