On Ice

I have come to the startling conclusion that not only are we not alone in this universe, but that

1. Anything is 100% funnier if you add the phrase "On Ice" to the end.

2. It's even funnier if you italicize it

Look-
Hamlet
Not very funny, eh?

Hamlet On Ice

Funny!


Hamlet On Ice

FUNNY!

It works with anything!
Look:

English Class
On Ice

Creative Writing
On (thin) Ice

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
On Ice

Dan Quayle
On Ice

Politics
On Ice

Ice
On Ice

Wait... no, not that last one... But you get the point.
On Ice